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 Neal is the guy who tries to takes care
of business at punkmusic.com.
He writes a lot, but not
as much as he used to, and not as much as he'd like to. He is submersed in controversy regarding his label Fastmusic and the online store it once was. He has been accused of dealing drugs out of the office and stealing candy and money from little children. Yeah, there are more than a handful of people that truly hate this guy. Neal graduated from NYU in 1994 with a degree in Journalism. This which makes him way too old to be running a punk rock website. Ask anyone and they assure you that this guy is not punk. I mean, he is even married with children.
Oh
yeah, it took him forever
and a day to update this
page, and nobody can figure
out why. Wow, he updated the page. Well congratulations to Neal.
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Born and raised in the suburbs of Saint Paul, MN, Jill smoked a lot of crack and shot a lot of dope as a kid, which accounts for her severe mean streak  and calculated acts of violence. She deny all this stuff, but you can be the judge about that.
If she's not writing for punkmusic, she is either doing stuff for www.punkradiocast.com , losing cigarettes or working at Walgreens. Don't let this nice looking picture fool you. Jill is a an Internet stalker and will not hesitate to use brass knuckles or even a gun. She is also a self-proclaimed Internet virus spreader, so stay out of her way. Anyone want to take an adventure across the country with her? Email:
*laugh out loud* Want to know more? No you don't. Check out Jill's Myspace Site |
Meet Jessica. Now living in Vancouver, she was born in Baton Rouge, LA, and still has a severe southern drawl. If she stays out in the sun for more than a few minutes, her neck turns tomato red, which is why she stays indoors 99% of the time. She is also the only known person in Canada who uses the word "reckon."
One of the more notable points about this southern belle from Canada is her profound hatred of socks, and the people who wear them. What started as a pet-peeve, has grown into a full-blown disease leaving her with no friends and confined to her house, where she remains barefoot. She has been known to snowboard on occasion, and almost lost her foot once due to severe frostbite.
She also plays softball and ice hockey, and insists that she is not a lesbian. WIth that in mind, she also insists that there is nothing wrong with lesbians. That's OK Jessica, we don't think there's anything wrong with lesbians either. Email:
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 Meet Becki. This sixteen-year-old gal is the definitive hoola-hoopin’, teenie boppin’ bubbly girl. Between her sweet personality and law abiding nature, every parent should wish they had a daughter like this.
However, like the rest of us, she isn’t 100% perfect. She suffers from a severe care of internet addiction, and is monitored closely by professional psychotherapists, who all agree that she is showing no signs of recovery.
Other than that, she’s still a very normal teenager. Her room walls are plastered with teenage heartthrobs posters including the likes of Justin Timberlake (did her heart just skip a beat?) and even the boys from Good Charlotte.. "omg omg"as Becki would say.
Between school, her internet addiction, and writing reviews for punkmusic, Becki doesn’t see too much of the outside world. But when she does, be sure you can find her at the mall. She just steels her friend’s dad's credit card and off she goes. While all the punks shake their heads in dismay, saying "kids just don't know what punk is these days," don’t be fooled by the teenie bopping image. This chick isn’t afraid. If necessary, she will use weapons of mass destruction to get her (or your) credit card accepted. Email:
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That's right. There are actually other people who help out here including SONIK, the best, most liked guy in the entire world (seriously). SONIK has been writing for the site for over 2 years, which makes him the longest running staffer this site has ever seen. Next is Wiseman. What can you say about Wiseman except that he loves interviews. He lives for them actually. We don't know much about our newest staffer, John, except that he's been writing news and reviews for about a month and shows no signs of dropping off the face of the earth, like 99% of the past staffers do after a few months.
You? No way.
Do you want to be a punkmusic staffer? Yeah, we bet you would. If you are a real freak show and cannot peal yourself away from the Internet even for a moment, then send an email to neal. |
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